The Whole World In Your Hands

You call upon the aid of one Cao Pi. He looks like a typical Chinese to you. Just like the now-dead President. Perfect!

You send Cao Pi to China to act like the President, all the while being a puppet for you.

Well, Mr. White Man, the Chinese can spot differences between their own people. And so he is killed, and the Chinese army comes for you. And they find you. And butt-rape you. And kill you.
End Of Story