Heroes in a Half Shell

You figure a few junkyards around here should have some spare dilithium generators, what with all the Neutrinos vehicles that have been smashed over the years. The Neutrinos were aliens who occasionaly visited the planet, like New York was some sort of intergalactic tourist resort. Thier hovering vehicles used to operate on plutonium, but they have since found dilithium to be a more efficient substitute.

You don't intend on going out alone and figure Raphael to be the best choice for accompanyment, despite the fact that his rude sacrastic traits can strain your nerves. He is usualy fairly level headed and focuses on the here and now. Michelangelo would be too stoned to be of any real assistance, and Leonardo is too often focused on the big picture to take note of the finer details.

You step out of your laboratory and search around for Raph's little red bandana. You find him kicking at his shadow as if he can ever find an edge over it, and you interrupt his practice.

"I need to see if I can get the hoverboard working again." You tell him. "Can you come to the junkyards with me to get some dilithium from an old Neutrino wreck?"

Raphael nods. "Sure, I'll help you, Don." He says to you. Then he begins smelling at you, which is more than a little unsettling. Is Raphael going over the deep end again? Sometimes he can get a little overwhlemed with everything and launch himself into deep depression which leads to alcohol binges and crime sprees.

He fixes you with an even gaze. "Have you been smoking refer?"

"No." You answer.

"Really? You're eyes are a little glossy and you smell like you just stepped out of a hippy van." He says, crossing his arms over his chest.

How do you respond?
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