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CRACK ATTACK!

You decide to break through her windows.

Easier said than done. It should come as no surprise to you that midway through your burglary attempt the cops get called on you. It is broad fucking daylight, asshole.

You go to jail. You don't pass go. And don't even ask about the god damn $200, you fucking crackhead.
End Of Story