CRACK ATTACK!

"Actually," you reply, "I don't think I can go through with this."

Bobby shrugs and tucks away his dick back into his pants. "Aint no sweat off my balls." And he slams the door on you. Damn. What kind of crackhead ARE you!? You won't even suck another man's dick!? You feel pretty low at this point. You don't even know if you could bear the proud mantle of 'crackhead' anymore. You're just another loser with nothing to smoke.

Well, might as well clean up, go back to school, get a job, and become a contributing member of society. But that's where the story ends, cause that shit just sounds straight up boring.
End Of Story