CRACK ATTACK!
You eventually doze off again...
When you awaken this time around, you find that you are completely naked. Some bum must have stolen your 'clothes' right off your back while you were sleeping. "Wow, that sucks," you remark dully. "Crackless and clotheless...it really doesn't get any worse."
Actually it really does, because being exposed to the elements like you were - you've come down with a bad case of pneumonia. You die.
Sorry (not really). Blame God.
When you awaken this time around, you find that you are completely naked. Some bum must have stolen your 'clothes' right off your back while you were sleeping. "Wow, that sucks," you remark dully. "Crackless and clotheless...it really doesn't get any worse."
Actually it really does, because being exposed to the elements like you were - you've come down with a bad case of pneumonia. You die.
Sorry (not really). Blame God.