Whatever...

You're given Plastic Surgery for no apparent reason, altering your cheek shape, making them a little chubbbier, then you get a nice big cleft in your chin, and a stubby, but fat nose.


"That'll be; 2500 Please?"

"WHAT?!" YOu scream. "Nigga, you be some cracker-ass mother-fucker! I didn't ask fo' this shet!?"

"I'm afraid you must pay up, child."