Love SICK
You toss the axe behind the door, before they realize you even were carrying one.
"Do you know the teachings of Joseph Smith?" one asks
"Why no. No I don't, how about you come in and tell me all about it?" you say with a smile.
As they come inside you guide them over to sit on the couch and insist on getting them something to drink,
"We really don't require anything."
"But I insist!" you say a little intimidatingly.
"Erm okay I guess milk or water would be fine."
"Great! I'll be right back!" you say and head to the kitchen.
You sure wish they drank something a lot darker, because its gonna be a bitch trying to mix pills in the shit without it being noticable. You check the fridge and fortunately sis remembered to get milk, you can work with that somewhat. You take some pills out of your pockets and mix it in the milk good, then you return and urge them to drink.
"Mm, this milk tastes different."
"Yeah, its goat's milk, so what were you saying about Joseph Smith?"
The two Mormon don't get to bore you with the details with their faith for too long before they begin to feel drowsy. You take advantage.
"Ah, so the pills are working, nope nope don't try to get up, you'll never make it to the door."
"Wha what have you done?"
"Isn't it obvious? I drugged you! Hey where the hell do you think you're going?! No you don't!"
You grab the one staggering to the doorway and trip him up. While he attempts to get off the floor you kick him in the face, and take the axe by the door and chop his fucking feet off! Then you clot the stumps with a hot poker from the fireplace to stop the bleeding. He screams and then passes out from a combination of the drugs and the pain. The other one has also passed out.
Now you decide what to do with them.
"Do you know the teachings of Joseph Smith?" one asks
"Why no. No I don't, how about you come in and tell me all about it?" you say with a smile.
As they come inside you guide them over to sit on the couch and insist on getting them something to drink,
"We really don't require anything."
"But I insist!" you say a little intimidatingly.
"Erm okay I guess milk or water would be fine."
"Great! I'll be right back!" you say and head to the kitchen.
You sure wish they drank something a lot darker, because its gonna be a bitch trying to mix pills in the shit without it being noticable. You check the fridge and fortunately sis remembered to get milk, you can work with that somewhat. You take some pills out of your pockets and mix it in the milk good, then you return and urge them to drink.
"Mm, this milk tastes different."
"Yeah, its goat's milk, so what were you saying about Joseph Smith?"
The two Mormon don't get to bore you with the details with their faith for too long before they begin to feel drowsy. You take advantage.
"Ah, so the pills are working, nope nope don't try to get up, you'll never make it to the door."
"Wha what have you done?"
"Isn't it obvious? I drugged you! Hey where the hell do you think you're going?! No you don't!"
You grab the one staggering to the doorway and trip him up. While he attempts to get off the floor you kick him in the face, and take the axe by the door and chop his fucking feet off! Then you clot the stumps with a hot poker from the fireplace to stop the bleeding. He screams and then passes out from a combination of the drugs and the pain. The other one has also passed out.
Now you decide what to do with them.