Love SICK
You can't contain your hatred! You can't stand Mormons, they come to your fucking door, you kill them, and fucking MORE show up! AARRRGH!
Before they can even say, "Do you know the teachings of Joseph Smith?" you swing your axe and split the skull of one of them, causing a spray of blood to gush from his head and fall to the ground! As the other turns to run, you push him forward causing him to lose his balance and trip down the stairs, breaking his neck but not killing him. A gruesome display of bone just barely sticking out of the flesh makes you laugh.
"I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my arms!" the Mormon screams.
"No shit, your neck's broken, bitch!" you say and carefully carry him in the house and lay him on the sofa. Pity he can't feel pain anymore below his neck, but you've got plans to do experiments. You drag the other one with the axe in his head in the house and close the door.
"For God's sake kill me and put me out of my misery!" he screams.
"I thought you guys were against assisted suicide." you say.
"That's Catholics!"
"Oh yeah that's right. I had a couple of those a few days ago. They were begging for death too, after I removed their intestines through their assholes. You know I told them that I would end the agony with a quick death if they renounced God. And guess what? They did. Funny how easy people throw away what they believe in when under terrible pain. Hmmm I wonder if you'd do the same "
"You monster! God will punish you for your inhumanity!"
"Perhaps but not today. Now how to get you to feel pain, after you went and broke your neck? Ah! I got it! Now don't you go anywhere!"
Before they can even say, "Do you know the teachings of Joseph Smith?" you swing your axe and split the skull of one of them, causing a spray of blood to gush from his head and fall to the ground! As the other turns to run, you push him forward causing him to lose his balance and trip down the stairs, breaking his neck but not killing him. A gruesome display of bone just barely sticking out of the flesh makes you laugh.
"I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my arms!" the Mormon screams.
"No shit, your neck's broken, bitch!" you say and carefully carry him in the house and lay him on the sofa. Pity he can't feel pain anymore below his neck, but you've got plans to do experiments. You drag the other one with the axe in his head in the house and close the door.
"For God's sake kill me and put me out of my misery!" he screams.
"I thought you guys were against assisted suicide." you say.
"That's Catholics!"
"Oh yeah that's right. I had a couple of those a few days ago. They were begging for death too, after I removed their intestines through their assholes. You know I told them that I would end the agony with a quick death if they renounced God. And guess what? They did. Funny how easy people throw away what they believe in when under terrible pain. Hmmm I wonder if you'd do the same "
"You monster! God will punish you for your inhumanity!"
"Perhaps but not today. Now how to get you to feel pain, after you went and broke your neck? Ah! I got it! Now don't you go anywhere!"