Love SICK
You immediately grab a machete hanging above the fireplace and chop off Jed's hand, at which point the stump spurts bright red blood all over the place!
"ARRRRRGH! What the hell you do that for doc?" Jed shouts.
"To remind you fucktards who the fuck I am! You and your brother have disturbed me and made a mess out of my house with your incompetence for the last time!" you say swinging again at Jed.
"Hugo, get this crazy Yankee offa me!" Jed says running away.
Hugo hits you over the head with a vase. It barely fazes you. You respond by back kicking him in the face, knocking out what little teeth he has and knocking him to the ground. You then take the fireplace poker and shove it into one of his eyes and pull out the bloody orb, while he's screaming on the floor begging for mercy, you do the same to the other eye!
While you're doing that, Jed comes back in with a shotgun, still bleeding profusely.
"I'm gonna blast yer fuckin' ass away an' then I'm gonna feed yer fuckin' corpse to the goddamn hogs!" Jed says trying to point the gun at you with only one good hand.
At this point the pregnant woman is just regaining consciousness and standing up, but unaware of her surroundings. You duck behind some furniture and push her towards Jed, who fires wildly. The blast kills her instantly and splatters her unborn fetus into a bloody mess all over the room! This gives you enough time to charge Jed who's having a lot of difficulty trying to reload. You knock him to the floor, pick up the shotgun and blow off one of his legs.
"AAAARGH! FUCK YOU DOC!"
You then grab the dismembered leg and beat him repeatedly with it until his head is an unrecognizable heap of gory mush resembling oatmeal. Hugo's still screaming in agony clutching his hollowed out eye socket, you stop his screaming by jamming the poker through his mouth. Finally the young man who's limbs were broken was attempting to drag his way out the back door, but you drag his ass back inside, slam the door and proceed to pull at his broken bones until you rip them out completely. He doesn't even scream, he just dies, lying there as a partially boneless piece of flesh.
Then you smell smoke. Shit! The cookies! You quickly pull them out giving yourself a good burn and dropping them all over the floor.
"FUCK! SHIT! GODDAMMIT!" you yell.
You're hot, you're sweaty, you're covered in blood, the house is a mess and there are dead bodies everywhere. And sis has just stepped in the front door.
"Having fun?" she asks surveying the carnage.
"ARRRRRGH! What the hell you do that for doc?" Jed shouts.
"To remind you fucktards who the fuck I am! You and your brother have disturbed me and made a mess out of my house with your incompetence for the last time!" you say swinging again at Jed.
"Hugo, get this crazy Yankee offa me!" Jed says running away.
Hugo hits you over the head with a vase. It barely fazes you. You respond by back kicking him in the face, knocking out what little teeth he has and knocking him to the ground. You then take the fireplace poker and shove it into one of his eyes and pull out the bloody orb, while he's screaming on the floor begging for mercy, you do the same to the other eye!
While you're doing that, Jed comes back in with a shotgun, still bleeding profusely.
"I'm gonna blast yer fuckin' ass away an' then I'm gonna feed yer fuckin' corpse to the goddamn hogs!" Jed says trying to point the gun at you with only one good hand.
At this point the pregnant woman is just regaining consciousness and standing up, but unaware of her surroundings. You duck behind some furniture and push her towards Jed, who fires wildly. The blast kills her instantly and splatters her unborn fetus into a bloody mess all over the room! This gives you enough time to charge Jed who's having a lot of difficulty trying to reload. You knock him to the floor, pick up the shotgun and blow off one of his legs.
"AAAARGH! FUCK YOU DOC!"
You then grab the dismembered leg and beat him repeatedly with it until his head is an unrecognizable heap of gory mush resembling oatmeal. Hugo's still screaming in agony clutching his hollowed out eye socket, you stop his screaming by jamming the poker through his mouth. Finally the young man who's limbs were broken was attempting to drag his way out the back door, but you drag his ass back inside, slam the door and proceed to pull at his broken bones until you rip them out completely. He doesn't even scream, he just dies, lying there as a partially boneless piece of flesh.
Then you smell smoke. Shit! The cookies! You quickly pull them out giving yourself a good burn and dropping them all over the floor.
"FUCK! SHIT! GODDAMMIT!" you yell.
You're hot, you're sweaty, you're covered in blood, the house is a mess and there are dead bodies everywhere. And sis has just stepped in the front door.
"Having fun?" she asks surveying the carnage.