Valley Viper

You try and try again. Still nothing.
At 3am you finally get through to her.
"Hello?"
"Is this Amy?"
"Yes, who's this? It's 3am."
"Ah...do you wanna go the Dominican Republic with me?"
"Hmmm can you hold on a minute?"
You wait, but minutes start adding up. Suddenly, there's a knock at your door.
You run to the door and open it. It's the police.
"You calling Amy?" a large officer asks rather aggressively.
"Huh? How... How d'you...?"
"That's my girlfriend punk!"
The officer, along with his partner beat the shit out of you and leave you laying in the hallway of your apartment building.
The next morning, you are bruised and sore beyond belief and you knock on the door of your own apartment.