The Slasher is comming for YOU

"YouseetheresthiscrazyguywithaknifeandasprintmaskandhetriedtostabmeandhechasedmehereandI..." you stammer. Her dad sniffs you.
"Have you been smoking dope?" He asks.
"NO!" You say.
"Then how come your having such werid fantasies, honestly you ack..." The killer stabs him from behind. He falls down.
"Hey how did you get here first?" You ask.
"Ah, " He says. "Took the bus."
:Oh well, you say...