The Slasher is comming for YOU

"7 days." The voice says.
"What?" You say.
"7 days."
"Huh," You say. "What do you mean."
"You watched the video you moron and now you're going to die in seven days!"
"What video?"
"The one you... wait a minute, did you watch An Inconvenient truth?"
"No"
"Well if even if you didn't Global Warming will kill you in seven days!"
"Is this Al Gore?" You ask.
"No Al Gore has manly voice!"
"Is this Al Gore with a voice changer?"
The phone is hung up instantly. Then it rings again.