The Meaning of Knife

Man, you're not too bright. As soon as you step through that security system, it sets off the alarm. Five guards rush towards you.

"You'll have to come with us, sir," they inform you, forcing you into a cramped room.

"Mmmm..." one smacks his lips. "He looks juicy. "So, who's doing him up the ass first?"

Whoah! Did he just say that? You're going to be gay gang-raped! You still have that handy-dandy bomb for occasions such as these. Do you use it?