Steve-The Text Adventure

The elders approach slowly with smiles. One is holding something. It is at this point you realize your standing in only a T-Shirt. Your saddened and miss your Hawaiian shirt. "The chosen one made the ultimate sacrifice and for that, we will never forget. We have made you this in respect." The elder hands you a Hawaiian shirt that looks exactly as your old one. "This is only a monument, it is only right that you have it, so that you may retire it at your leisure. It was a true friend who saw you threw many adventures and no one shall ever forget what it has done for us this day along with the rest of you. You all are heroes." With this the crowd explodes into cheers. You slip on your authentically tattered Blue Hawaiian Shirt as you turn to your friends. You and your friends have once again saved humanity. "Well guys, I’m tired." you say. "I need to get back to Santa Cruz" Mike says and turns back to the Buick. Adam follows but then stops and turns back "Wait!" he says as he runs up to Jourdan. "Hey, you remember earlier when I, you know, gave you the wink and the no--" Jourdan looks interested, but just as Adam is about to finish, one of the black squad chicks comes running up to Jourdan. It's a slightly shorter blond chick who embraces Jourdan. "Hey you!" she says "Tiffany!" Jourdan exclaims. "Wow" Adam says but the girls aren’t listening. They are busy. With each other. He turns away slightly saddened with his head down. As he mopes toward the Buick he bumps into something. "Hey laddy, you look like you could use a friend." the leprechaun says "You know, I really could" Adam responds. "Me too, laddy." he says as they both get into the Buick. "It's been a pleasure Adam shouts to you. He tips his hat to you as the others wave. "I’m sure we’ll be seeing more of each other" he says with a wink and with that they get into the car and fly off into the time continuum. You turn back to Jourdan who is just finishing up with Tiff. "Ehem, well Steve, it has truly been my honor to serve with you. You are always welcomed with the Mormons." "Thanks Jourdan" you respond. "Well, then I am off back to Utah. I too believe we shall be seeing more of each other in the future. Good bye keeper of the chosen one." She waits for you Robbie and Burger to shake hands with the Elders and then get back into Norm. "Oh wait!" She says "In return for all your hard work, we have a present for you all as well." "What is it" you ask as you enter Norm. "You’ll see when you get home" she says back. "Now luck be with you and god speed Norman." With that Norm rises off the ground and leaves for Pleasant Hill. You arrive a short time later to find Robbie's apartment completely fixed! "All right!" he exclaims. You look at Burger and Robbie for a second before you enter the apartment. "Hey guys, thanks for everything" you say. "Anytime, Steve" Robbie says. "Of Course" Burger adds. You wander on inside and are surprised by the wonderful amount of food the Mormons have left everywhere. "Well, I need to go work out in my room" Robbie says as he wanders off to his room. "I need to finish my meditation" Burger says as he heads out to the porch. "Wow, what a day" you think to yourself as you settle onto the couch. You distantly realize that the ninja turtles are on, but you’re too tired to find the remote. As you slowly slip into sleep on the couch you look up at the clock on the wall. It's 9am and you just saved humanity.