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The Aftermath

"It's a long way to tip her hairy its a long way to go." Said the spider as he crawled up the lady's leg ha ha. Right homeward bound then if only I hadnt built my little fortress of solitude so damn far away. Well okay I didnt build it so much as kill the guy who was living there nick it off him and put up a few of my little trophies to decorate it. Its not much to look at just a rustbucket overturned subway car. Its prime real estate,with the modern accoutrements of a roof(a few air holes but still good) and doors still on their hinges its a luxury condominium ha ha. Im constantly having to defend it from interested buyers ha ha. Here we are just where I left it good thing it didnt decide to drive off ha ha. "Honey I'm home ha ha." "Little pigs little pigs let me come in....." No its clean no intruders. To tell you the truth Im somewhat relieved I dont think I could face them in my condition. Anyway time to hit the bricks, night John Boy night Brain, see you in the morning.
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