The Adventures of George W. Bush
Maybe Kim Jong-il (aka the 'illest') of North Korea can help! He's a kindred spirit! You quickly dial him up.
"Yo, 'dis Kim," he says. "What up, W." "Oh, you know how I do," you reply. "Just keepin' it real and chillin' like a villain, fool. Hey, but I got problems, homie. I got problems."
"Mofos playa hatin' on you again?" "No doubt, G. Wack ass wangstas in France man. They be frontin' like they tough so I had to nuke they asses."
"Oh shit, you gettin' gangsta on these bitches!" "Hell ya, fool. But they attackin' me back, mac. It's wack."
"That's rough, homie. That's rough. Look, I wish I could help yo trifling ass out and all, but I got hos that need attending to, you dig? Peace out, W."
click! Damn Koreans!
"Yo, 'dis Kim," he says. "What up, W." "Oh, you know how I do," you reply. "Just keepin' it real and chillin' like a villain, fool. Hey, but I got problems, homie. I got problems."
"Mofos playa hatin' on you again?" "No doubt, G. Wack ass wangstas in France man. They be frontin' like they tough so I had to nuke they asses."
"Oh shit, you gettin' gangsta on these bitches!" "Hell ya, fool. But they attackin' me back, mac. It's wack."
"That's rough, homie. That's rough. Look, I wish I could help yo trifling ass out and all, but I got hos that need attending to, you dig? Peace out, W."
click! Damn Koreans!
