The Adventures of George W. Bush
That's it! You can call up Germany! Now that the deadbeat Gerhard Schroeder is out of office, you should be able to get along just fine with the Krauts! It's some new chic they elected as their leader, you know that much. Her name's...Angela Merkel. Wow. How you even remembered that is beyond you at this point.
She answers the phone cheerily. "Ah, Mr. Bush," she says. "What can I do for you?" "I f*cked up, Angela," you confide to her. "I really f*cked it all up this time."
"Well that's nothing new..." "No, I mean I REALLY f*cked up this time," you cut in. "I nuked them Frenchies, Angela. And them Frenchies are nukin' me back. I got like a minute left. What should I do? I'm just like, at a total loss."
Angela sighs. "Gerhard was right," she declares. "You ARE a total incompetent asshole. Sieg hail!" "What the...? Did you just give me the Nazi salute!?"
There's a pause. "I guess I did. That's weird. See you in Hell."
Damn Germans!
She answers the phone cheerily. "Ah, Mr. Bush," she says. "What can I do for you?" "I f*cked up, Angela," you confide to her. "I really f*cked it all up this time."
"Well that's nothing new..." "No, I mean I REALLY f*cked up this time," you cut in. "I nuked them Frenchies, Angela. And them Frenchies are nukin' me back. I got like a minute left. What should I do? I'm just like, at a total loss."
Angela sighs. "Gerhard was right," she declares. "You ARE a total incompetent asshole. Sieg hail!" "What the...? Did you just give me the Nazi salute!?"
There's a pause. "I guess I did. That's weird. See you in Hell."
Damn Germans!
