Steve-The Text Adventure

You flag the truck down; it pulls over along the dusty road. You look inside to see what at first glance appears to be two dudes covered in plaid. "Excuse me, we got a probl-" As they exit the truck and come walking up, you realize, they aren’t dudes, but actually really manly chicks, dirty and in plaid and overalls. They come to a stop across from you. One appears to be chewing on a brown blade of grass the other, well, you can't tell what she's chewing on, perhaps leather. "What can we do ya for?” the manlier one says.