Steve-The Text Adventure

All right, so before we head off for the last part of our journey, let's figure out what the hell is going on." You say. "Ok" Burger says. "You’re a fool and you startled me into ripping a portal into hell itself, releasing demons and apparently Satan’s apprentice upon the Earth." "The demons blew my damn house up" Robbie adds. "I was sent from the Mormon base in Utah to escort you back. Along the way we met a leprechaun at Denny’s who coincidentally happened to be a useful bargaining chip with the scary Idaho tow truck lesbos." Adam then adds "You friend Mike has a time traveling Buick and is part of an ancient human order that used to battle these demons but now just smokes weed naked in Santa Cruz. The Mormons broke off from this order and now are summoning you to help them defeat this horrible evil. Oh yea, and I'm here to help protect you, and Im naked!" "Anything else?" you ask? "Wow, that’s some crazy shit" Adam says, "Eh, he's done worse." Robbie responds. You and Burger nod, as you get back into Norm. "Oh yea, and I my car’s name is Norman" you say as you punch the gas.