TRASH
"Oh fuck off (hic!) Joe! Why don't (hic!) you (hic!) piss your adult (hic!) diapers else where (hic!) you incont (hic!) incont (hic!) you pissy motherfucker!"
With this secret unleashed, you have unleashed Joe's anger as the bar patron start looking at Joe in a whole new light. At first he's very quiet, and then he suddenly grabs his shotgun!
"You're dead now asshole!" he yells and shoots at you.
You barely manage to duck, the other bar customers scatter to hide as well. You run and hide all over the bar as he attempts to end your life. When he stops to reload, you take the opportunity to run out of the place and get in your truck. You hear a back tail light exploding as you drive off. You get home relatively okay, since this life and death situation has sobered you up somewhat.
You get home a little shaken, Tina wakes up wondering what's going on.
"What the hell's wrong with you? You're acting jittery like your ass is on fire."
"I nearly got fuckin' shot tonight!"
"Well what the hell do you expect? You get drunk and end up pissing people off. You learn anything from this?"
"Yeah, fuck the bars, I'm just gonna get drunk at home from now on."
With this secret unleashed, you have unleashed Joe's anger as the bar patron start looking at Joe in a whole new light. At first he's very quiet, and then he suddenly grabs his shotgun!
"You're dead now asshole!" he yells and shoots at you.
You barely manage to duck, the other bar customers scatter to hide as well. You run and hide all over the bar as he attempts to end your life. When he stops to reload, you take the opportunity to run out of the place and get in your truck. You hear a back tail light exploding as you drive off. You get home relatively okay, since this life and death situation has sobered you up somewhat.
You get home a little shaken, Tina wakes up wondering what's going on.
"What the hell's wrong with you? You're acting jittery like your ass is on fire."
"I nearly got fuckin' shot tonight!"
"Well what the hell do you expect? You get drunk and end up pissing people off. You learn anything from this?"
"Yeah, fuck the bars, I'm just gonna get drunk at home from now on."
