TRASH

"Nah, I don't feel like keeping a bunch of crackheads in line."
"Okay so let's go to the liquor store and rob the place." Dan says.
"Goddammit Dan, if you were any dumber, you'd have to wear a fuckin' helmet, you tryin' to get caught? We ain't leaving fuckin' town dipshit, so don't you think it would be better if robbed a place with nobody around to possibly identify us?"
"Damn Mel, I never thought of that!"
"No shit."
"Well okay then let's start breaking into these trailers."

Dan hasn't quite got the idea of this yet.

"I meant a fucking HOUSE, fucktard!"
"That's an even better idea!"
"Yeah, it looks like I'm coming up with all of them."

At this point you're wondering if you should even bother taking Dan with you.