Steve-The Text Adventure

Norm slows as he climbs the hill of UCSC; you come to a parking lot, one of many that seem to be placed as inconveniently far away as possible from anything. You park the car and the five of you exit the car. "Where is this Michael?" Burger asks. Your about to answer when what appears to be two security guards approach. They both are naked except for a sash and carry large spears. "State your business here" the shorter one says.