TRASH

Well you go door to door to every trailer like a damn transient asking if they need anything done, only getting doors slammed in your face, people telling you to fuck off or getting hit on by cross dressers. Actually this would be easier if you didn't live in trailer park that was paved with fucking gravel. It's not like you can offer to mow their lawn. And it's not winter so you can't offer to shovel snow. And trailers don't have gutters to cleanÂ…

Did you even think this through? Of course not!

Okay there IS something you can do, you can either drive to some real neighborhood in town and try to ask people for something to do there, (good luck with that) or there's an old lady that lives in a rickety house nearby the trailer park, which means you wouldn't have to go too far and she's probably got tons of things for you to do. Of course she's crazier than a shithouse rat though. Or cat rather. She has like one hundred of the fluffy bastards.
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