Random Story

The package is huge. You find it aberrant that you're able to even carry it.

You slowly rip open the package...




...To find a huge pea.






Not what you expected.


The pea suddenly violently trembles, then reshapes it's form.

IT'S A TRANSFORMER!

(Wow, I'm a child on the inside aren't I..-_-)


The machine randomly begin to fire automatic peas at every section of the room from it's arm. Reciting it's own lyrics to a poem you had just thought up.

A pea manages to hit you in the leg, your leg suddenly implodes, along with the rest of your body.
End Of Story