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He laughs, pounds you into the ground and then ties you up. He takes you on an 8 hour drive into the middle of the desert, at which point you meet with his heterosexual friend named "Spike" for two days, he has all the fun in the world with you and then slowly peels your skin off w/ a potato peeler. Your last moments are spent with an igauna nibbling on your lips and vultures all over you to suffer the ultimate fate, which may not be so bad considering all that has happened up to this point. GAME OVER
End Of Story