TRASH

You get up for awhile then go back to sleep on the couch after kicking the potato chip bags onto the floor.

"Mel, I know you aren't going back to fucking sleep! I told your ass to get the fuck up!" Tina shouts.
"Goddammit Tina its a fucking weekend, there ain't no places hiring today."

Tina can't believe that even YOU would say something so obviously wrong and idiotic.

"Mel, if you don't get your lazy ass up and go look for a job this fucking minute, there WILL be consequences for disobeying me!"