Steve-The Text Adventure

"Who are you and what are you doing in the back of the parking lot?" you ask him. "I am the Denny's security leprechaun, Scott Marden. And you are in the employee parking area." He responds angrily. "Why aren’t there any cars here?" you ask bluntly and he responds "because Denny's waiters can’t afford cars, silly young lad" he responds. "Here, I have written a poem about this..." The three of you get back into Norm as the leprechaun tells his poem of love and life and politics and er.... stuff.