Steve-The Text Adventure

You roll to the back lot; there is no one in the lot at all. Curious, you think to yourself. You choose one of the slots and begin to park in it. As you exit the car, you’re approached by a leprechaun. "Excuse me, lad, your parked in reserved parking". Whoh, you think to yourself, perhaps this is a dream. The leprechaun appears to become slightly agitated, "Lad, please move your car before I move it for you." Well now, hallucination or not, this little midget is getting rude