Your Secret Diary

"I would like to read Captain Underpants to you", you say. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The guy faints. "Well, that's taken care of", you say. You see 4 passages. You aren't sure which one you should take. You quickly examine them. It occurs to you that the first one is light(pretty blinding). The second one is noisy(so noisy I couldn't even hear). You hate noise. The third one is strange. It keeps changing it's shape. You have never seen anything like it. Finally, the fourth one is dark. That scares you. Then you wonder if you should just give up looking for the key. What will you do? It is sooooooo tempting. You then remember that your key is shiny. Just then, someone comes up to you and gives you a map of the place. You might find it this way. However, you find that all places take you to anything that could be promising. Where are you going?