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Pitch Black
Written by
TheKoolAidGuy
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R: Restricted - Adult
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you notice your cheesy poofs are gone from the countertop and wonder were the hell they are and you think your wife may have took them and split.
You have 3 choices:
You get your axe from the basement and venture out to kill your wife and retrieve the cheesy poofs before your fat ass wife eats them all.
you make some chili cheese fries instead.
you go back to sleep
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