The Evil Biscuits

You want to barricade the house, but you don't know where any planks are. You just decide to push furniture to all the windows and doors in the house. After this, you grab a knife, fork, some food and water. The thing is about to open the front door when you race down the basement stairs and shut the door behind you. Your family is already hiding under furniture, so you decide to do that as well. You hear it crash open the front door. It sounds like other things are trying to get in, but they can't because of the barricades. It's all going smoothly until you hear the thing punch open the basement door. It's coming for you, but you're ready. You run toward the thing with your knife and fork and realize that it's a human sized biscuit. You cut a hole in it and it screams in a very high pitched voice. Suddenly, its voice changes from high pitched to really deep and it says, "You may have beaten me, but you will not beat my comrades..." That's all the thing says, and before you know it the biscuit thing has turned back into a regular biscuit. You wonder if you should defeat more biscuits and save the world or if you should just stay here in the basement where it's (maybe) safe.