That river in Egypt

"Who's this David Icke guy?"
If Damocles was a dog then his ears would have perked up and his tail would have wagged. She had him hooked.
"David Icke is one of the people who promotes the idea that celebrities and politicians are secretly lizard people Miss! He believes in a lot of stuff like that and as much as I'd like to explain it, his Wikipedia article is a wild ride"
"Oh yeah Pet? You want me to look at his Wiki article?"
"Yes Miss!"
She took her hand off his shoulder and opened up her phone. She found the page and started to read it out loud.
"Icke contends that the universe consists of "vibrational" energy and infinite dimensions sharing the same space. He argues that there is an inter-dimensional race of reptilian beings, the Archons or Anunnaki, which have hijacked the Earth. Further, a genetically modified human–Archon hybrid race of reptilian shape-shifters – the Babylonian Brotherhood, Illuminati or "elite" – manipulate events to keep humans in fear, so that the Archons can feed off the resulting "negative energy". He claims that many public figures belong to the Babylonian Brotherhood and propel humanity towards a global fascist state or New World Order, a post-truth era ending freedom of speech. He sees the only way to defeat such "Archontic" influence is for people to wake up to the truth and fill their hearts with love"
"That's the guy! He was in a documentary I watched about aliens and lizard people"
Rennala didn't even know what to say. That one paragraph hit half of the conspiracy topics all in one go.
"...Interesting Pet...The only way to defeat the lizard people is to fill our hearts with love?"
"Apparently so Miss"
Perhaps she was already doing that. Maybe not his heart, but she was definitely going to fill his balls by not letting him cum for a while. Maybe she could fill them up so much that she could single-handedly overthrow the Illuminati anunnaki lizard people behind everything...
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