That river in Egypt

"...Pet HOW did you get every question wrong... It was multiple choice. That is appallingly bad, these are the rules that you will be living by, you need to know them. I can't even give you the intended punishment, you need extra. Instead of getting some really hard squeezing, you're going to redo the entire test. That way you'll get the squeezing at the end anyway, and the bands will be stuck on there for even longer. I expect much better this time, or you know what happens. Got it?"