That river in Egypt
"My case against you is already rock solid, but I'd like some extra info. I assume so but are you currently unowned?"
"Of course nobody owns me what the fuck"
"You're accused of being an unrealised subby pet, but for the sake of a fair trial you are free to provide evidence to support your case"
"Oh thank god, I'm not whatever that is"
"Do you have any witnesses that would be able to confirm this? Previous lovers for example who could testify to say that you aren't as the charges describe?"
".......No...."
"Oh really? So if I went through your phone and asked around, all of your past sexual partners will confirm that this new arrangement you have found yourself facing is completely unlike you?"
"...I don't have any past sexual partners"
"Hehe you're a virgin, oh excellent! That'll make you even easier to train hehe oh I'm so glad to hear that"
"Of course nobody owns me what the fuck"
"You're accused of being an unrealised subby pet, but for the sake of a fair trial you are free to provide evidence to support your case"
"Oh thank god, I'm not whatever that is"
"Do you have any witnesses that would be able to confirm this? Previous lovers for example who could testify to say that you aren't as the charges describe?"
".......No...."
"Oh really? So if I went through your phone and asked around, all of your past sexual partners will confirm that this new arrangement you have found yourself facing is completely unlike you?"
"...I don't have any past sexual partners"
"Hehe you're a virgin, oh excellent! That'll make you even easier to train hehe oh I'm so glad to hear that"