That river in Egypt

'Okay, stay calm, think' he thought to himself. He inspected the cage. It was around the same size as he was, he couldn't get hard but it wasn't cramped while soft. It was pink and made of smooth plastic. It didn't have a padlock, but it had an internal lock built into it. He tried fiddling with the locking mechanism, but it wouldn't turn. He tried pulling his balls through the gap between the cage and the base-ring but they wouldn't fit. This was starting to make him panic.