That river in Egypt

She opened the Tiktok app and started scrolling. It was too early to think thoughts. Her FYP was top quality content, brilliant post after post.
A ragebait AI generated Reddit TTS story read over Minecraft parkour, scroll.
Nora Fawn doing a dance in a cool cosplay outfit, scroll.
A meme that was completely in Polish including the caption and hashtags, scroll.
An Eye of Rah edit of Dexter Morgan sitting on a Minecraft chicken, scroll.
A vampire themed silent era film post again completely in Polish, scroll.
A nazi dogwhistle post about the siege of Agartha with George Floyd and Yakub dancing together in-front of Hyperborea, scroll.
A closeup shot of a chicken staring down the camera and moving it's beak as if it were talking, scroll.
A french soldier begging for more bullets and bigger weapons as his ass jiggles with maximum velocity and recoil, save.
A chinese edit of a cat making it look like Master Wu from Ninjago, scroll.
Alex Jones shouting at the camera like a mad-man, scroll.
A guy sitting in his car posing painful hypothetical situation questions while licking and biting his lips seductively, scroll.
A picture of 2 aliens holding each-other in a field of wheat, scroll.
A video of a person throwing a coin at a mostly submerged statue buried beneath mud in the jungle somewhere, scroll.
An arab edit of a came split in half revealing that it is an orange on the inside, scroll.
A ragebait AI generated Reddit TTS story read over Minecraft parkour, scroll.
Nora Fawn doing a dance in a cool cosplay outfit, scroll.
A meme that was completely in Polish including the caption and hashtags, scroll.
An Eye of Rah edit of Dexter Morgan sitting on a Minecraft chicken, scroll.
A vampire themed silent era film post again completely in Polish, scroll.
A nazi dogwhistle post about the siege of Agartha with George Floyd and Yakub dancing together in-front of Hyperborea, scroll.
A closeup shot of a chicken staring down the camera and moving it's beak as if it were talking, scroll.
A french soldier begging for more bullets and bigger weapons as his ass jiggles with maximum velocity and recoil, save.
A chinese edit of a cat making it look like Master Wu from Ninjago, scroll.
Alex Jones shouting at the camera like a mad-man, scroll.
A guy sitting in his car posing painful hypothetical situation questions while licking and biting his lips seductively, scroll.
A picture of 2 aliens holding each-other in a field of wheat, scroll.
A video of a person throwing a coin at a mostly submerged statue buried beneath mud in the jungle somewhere, scroll.
An arab edit of a came split in half revealing that it is an orange on the inside, scroll.