That river in Egypt

"Oops"
That was all she could think to say before she quickly ran away. She knew that what she did could probably be considered a crime to some people in some states (I suppose, who know's tbh), so she wasn't going to risk it. She didn't plan on going to prison, nor did she particularly want to. She made her way to her secret cabin in the woods, which had already been stocked with emergency hideout supplies in case this very situation happened. It pays to be prepared! The cops weren't going to find her here, she had studied up on the failures of experts. She would live the Ted Kaczynski lifestyle, except without writing a manifesto and sending it to get published. She cut all ties to society, and that is where the story ends. She was never heard from again, living peacefully for who knows how long. The police put out search parties, manhunts (womanhunts?), surveillance flyovers, wanted posters, offered rewards. But nothing ever turned up. She had gotten away with it. The end!
End Of Story