That river in Egypt
"NO that was terrible rizz!"
She was still laughing, so maybe it wasn't quite that bad. As a joke to feign disapproval, she chugged the rest of her drink and threw the empty cup at him. As it flew through the air, she hoped that it would bounce off his head and it would be something to laugh more at.
But to her surprise, the cup passed cleanly through his chest, leaving a comically circular hole behind. The contents of his torso were relocated to every surface of the room, giving everything in the vicinity a new paint-job. The room went completely silent, apart from the sound of dripping and Damocles' voice as he spoke.
"Yo, what was that for?"
Rennala had totally forgotten that she was capable of thowing plastic cups at speeds of 447 meters per second, the estimated speed at which cups become fatal according to the shitty Instagram AI bot. Damocles wasn't too happy about this new arrangement, so he got up from the floor and shook his fist angrily at Rennala.
"That was very inconsiderate of you"
"My bad king"
All she could do was shrug as he walked out of the room and left the party, going home. The party-goers were frozen in place, still dripping, all staring at her like she had done something.
She was still laughing, so maybe it wasn't quite that bad. As a joke to feign disapproval, she chugged the rest of her drink and threw the empty cup at him. As it flew through the air, she hoped that it would bounce off his head and it would be something to laugh more at.
But to her surprise, the cup passed cleanly through his chest, leaving a comically circular hole behind. The contents of his torso were relocated to every surface of the room, giving everything in the vicinity a new paint-job. The room went completely silent, apart from the sound of dripping and Damocles' voice as he spoke.
"Yo, what was that for?"
Rennala had totally forgotten that she was capable of thowing plastic cups at speeds of 447 meters per second, the estimated speed at which cups become fatal according to the shitty Instagram AI bot. Damocles wasn't too happy about this new arrangement, so he got up from the floor and shook his fist angrily at Rennala.
"That was very inconsiderate of you"
"My bad king"
All she could do was shrug as he walked out of the room and left the party, going home. The party-goers were frozen in place, still dripping, all staring at her like she had done something.