That river in Egypt
"You're wearing a Cock and Ball Torture shirrrrrt"
"I sure am! From their album 'Sadochismo', which features many beautiful anthems such as 'Where Girls Learn To Piss On Command', 'Heterosexual Testosterone Compressor', 'Supreme Genital Goddess', and of course 'Colon Latino'"
"I've heard a couple of those sonnngs actually..."
"What do you think of them Damocles? You seem like the type of guy who'd enjoy some good hard CBT"
"I... uhhh... I don't listen to them... Too gloopy"
"Ah that's too bad. Maybe I'll put you through some hehe"
"Uhhhhhhhhh"
Damocles felt like she might not be talking about the band anymore, but he hoped that she was. She could tell that he didn't know what to say so she spoke instead.
"Hehe. Why don't you have another drink for me? To make up for not liking the band on my shirt"
Damocles was already 4 cups of wine in, but he just assumed that her reasoning made sense and he just didn't understand it. He got up and walked over to the kitchen, returning with the wine bottle. Rennala sipped on her juice as he refilled his cup with wine and drank it.
"There we go, good job hehe"
He just sat there on the floor, thinking of a new question to ask her. At last, he had one.
"I sure am! From their album 'Sadochismo', which features many beautiful anthems such as 'Where Girls Learn To Piss On Command', 'Heterosexual Testosterone Compressor', 'Supreme Genital Goddess', and of course 'Colon Latino'"
"I've heard a couple of those sonnngs actually..."
"What do you think of them Damocles? You seem like the type of guy who'd enjoy some good hard CBT"
"I... uhhh... I don't listen to them... Too gloopy"
"Ah that's too bad. Maybe I'll put you through some hehe"
"Uhhhhhhhhh"
Damocles felt like she might not be talking about the band anymore, but he hoped that she was. She could tell that he didn't know what to say so she spoke instead.
"Hehe. Why don't you have another drink for me? To make up for not liking the band on my shirt"
Damocles was already 4 cups of wine in, but he just assumed that her reasoning made sense and he just didn't understand it. He got up and walked over to the kitchen, returning with the wine bottle. Rennala sipped on her juice as he refilled his cup with wine and drank it.
"There we go, good job hehe"
He just sat there on the floor, thinking of a new question to ask her. At last, he had one.