That river in Egypt

Rennala looked around the room, unsure what on Earth was happening. "This is supposed to be a kink story, what is all this?" she thought to herself. As her eyes scanned her surroundings, she discovered the culprit of this peculiar turn of events...a 5G wifi router. She hissed.
"SKKKKKK! The waves! The frequencies!"
She stood up from the couch, ran past the Hatman and ran out the door, trying to get away from the cursed evil home network device. As she ran down the street, the effects of the Devil's infernal wifi machine began to lessen. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the Hatman appeared before her once again! He spoke.
"You forgot your phone"
"Oh, thanks Hatman"
"Don't worry about it. Hey you should consider getting a hat. Every queen needs a crown"
"Hmmm. I'll think about it"
The Hatman left her in the street, alone. She wasn't sure what to do now.
"SKKKKKK! The waves! The frequencies!"
She stood up from the couch, ran past the Hatman and ran out the door, trying to get away from the cursed evil home network device. As she ran down the street, the effects of the Devil's infernal wifi machine began to lessen. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the Hatman appeared before her once again! He spoke.
"You forgot your phone"
"Oh, thanks Hatman"
"Don't worry about it. Hey you should consider getting a hat. Every queen needs a crown"
"Hmmm. I'll think about it"
The Hatman left her in the street, alone. She wasn't sure what to do now.