The Pirate's Fate: The Expanded Universe

Darious's Late Night Massage

By: unknown

As Darious was carried to his room he couldn't help but think of how his family could end world hunger with the rune. Yet if the Rune started acting up it would have to be destroyed. Yet perhaps there's a way to purify it completely. However, he was too stuffed to think of a way to further purify the rune.

When Darious was taken to his room the bear servants stripped him down to his underwear and laid him gingerly on the bed. However, Darious couldn't fall asleep. He began having terrible stomach cramps and felt stiff. Before the last bear servant could walk out the door Darious sat up in bed.

"You there good sir. I hate to be a bother, but it seems that I could use a massage. My belly is cramping and my body feels stiff as a result. So could you stay with me and give me a full body massage. It would really help me digest better."

"As you wish Lord Darious," The bear servant said as he pushed the obese lion onto his back.

Unlike his brother, Darious preferred the fairer sex as he was a proud gentleman who loved romancing ladies. However, he was in need of a masseuse and his brother stated he could make use of his brother's servants anyway he wished.

"You'll start feeling better in no time milord."

The servant began by rubbing Darious's bloated belly. The bear carefully kneaded every roll. The bear employed every technique to help Darious's belly relax. Darious let out a low sigh as the bear proceeded massage Darious's thick legs.

"Good sir, this is the best massage I've had in ages. I'm starting to feel better," Darious said. "What's your name so I make a good report for your services."

"The name's Bruno."

Bruno then proceeded to work his way to Darious's moobs and began massaging them. "You know I initially came here to start up massage parlor. However, the money for it isn't cheap."

"That's a noble goal. I'll make sure that you are paid handsomely for this massage."

Bruno, the bear servant than massaged Darious's arms and neck. Once done he rolled Darious onto his belly to massage his backside. Bruno cracked his knuckles and began kneading the rolls of Darious's massive back.

"You know Lord Darious there's a treasure that can be found from the island I hail from. They say it can grant one incredible strength."

Darious's thick stumpy tail twitch at the mention of treasure. Surely this had to be a hint of where the next coin was located.

"That sounds interesting. I'll have my crew check it out after I finish my visit here," Darious said. "My life's mission is to make the world a better place after all."

After what was about four hours Darious finally fell asleep as his muscles were now fully relaxed. Bruno exited Darious's room and retired to the servants' quarters which was down the hall.