GTT Trouble

(You jump into a plot hole headed for the Old Posts.)

(When you emerge, you see the spirits of Katherine B, her Mew, INTJ, me2, and pokemon fan.)

You: Uh...hi?

KB: Did you know that...?

You: We're being attacked? Yeah. In fact, that what I came to see you guys about!

Mew: Myu myu myu myu myu myu myu!

You: Uh...translation?

KB: Mew said, 'You're going to have to fight them'."

You: Fight them?! Are you nuts?!

pf: Pokemon never lie, dude.

me2: Unfortunetly, you're going to have to do this without our help.

You: WHAT?!

INTJ: Don't worry! You'll be able to do it, as long as you and your friends cooperate, you'll make it through.

You: Didn't you guys see the size of their army?

KB: Yes.

You: And you're still not doing anything about it?

KB: We've already told you all we can. Now, hurry up and get to your friends. They need you!