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You somersault over the glass counter landing on the other side, doing an idle fighting pose animation for no reason other than that it's really badass.
Postal Dude smashes the barrier with his shovel then joins you as you both walk through the eerily dark and silent, lengthy halls in search of clues of this mysterious location.
'Pawn Stars Back Room' appears on your wasteland map.
You notice that the further into the store you go, the more of a fleshy biomass you are surrounded by.
Postal Dude: This place is almost as creepy as my mother-in-law's episode on Hoarders.
You both begin to hear voices, "Patrolling the Mojave Wasteland almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." they say in repetition.
After hearing thousands of these voices repeat the phrase in increasing multitude, you effectively break down, afflicted with severe psychosis from watching one too many episodes of Pawn Stars when nothing good was on.
Postal Dude smashes the barrier with his shovel then joins you as you both walk through the eerily dark and silent, lengthy halls in search of clues of this mysterious location.
'Pawn Stars Back Room' appears on your wasteland map.
You notice that the further into the store you go, the more of a fleshy biomass you are surrounded by.
Postal Dude: This place is almost as creepy as my mother-in-law's episode on Hoarders.
You both begin to hear voices, "Patrolling the Mojave Wasteland almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." they say in repetition.
After hearing thousands of these voices repeat the phrase in increasing multitude, you effectively break down, afflicted with severe psychosis from watching one too many episodes of Pawn Stars when nothing good was on.