A New Home in the Country

Your saliva leaves your puckered lips and floats angelically through the air, splattering on the demon's red face. It sizzles and boils.

The devil tries to look calm but eventually seethes with rage as he flips a switch which drops you into the lava below.

You get reincarnated as an ant. Ants aren't very smart, and you head out of the anthill into the sun. That's when some kid steps on you and laughs.