Godly Reader
"Honey, you know I'm even more broke than you. Besides, I'm the one with Mr. Flufferson, so you better bring me my red-tailed hawk eggs." Mr. Flufferson is your treasured stuffed animal from kindergarten. You have loved him since the moment you met him, but your mom uses this as leverage.
"Don't hurt him!"
She ends the call without answering.
"Don't hurt him!"
She ends the call without answering.