Mr. Wiggles Big Adventures (Not a Childrens Story)

You cough and choke like a widdle baby girl. The ensuing hours are a blur. Darkness follows. Then screaming.

You wake up, sprawled out on the sticky floor of a cold jail cell, naked. You look up and behold the biggest, fattest black dude you've ever seen. He looks down at you and licks his lips. "Hey baby," he says lewdly. "You ready for more?" And he thrusts his hips suggestively.