Mystery of The Ardbark Demon

You turn on your video and you introduce your self, while taking you act like you having a contraction. You walk around the room like your in pain and then you end the video. You send it to youtube and you see in less then 2 minutes that your getting followers. A few comment on the video say:
1. OMG or you ok, you look very pregnant. If your giving birth, I can help you.
2. You just became pregnant too? We need to talk.
3. Your so hot!
You want to comment to all of them but you can only do 1 for now.