Everything Went Dark

You decide to ignore the garlic bread, playing hard to get, I see. It seems like an okay idea. You cross your arms and turn away from the loaf of glory. You pretend like you don't see the garlic bread. It sits there like it doesn't see you. You notice that it's copying your strategy. You, naturally, get offended. Why the hell is it ignoring you?! Literally what did you do for it to ignore you?! This is unfair and unjust. You glare at the garlic bread. It just sits there still. You gasp. How offensive! It still just sits there.

This isn't working...maybe try another strategy?