The Adventures of George W. Bush
You run after her. "Nobody steals my coke!" you yell. Suddenly, a police cruiser pulls up with a 'Cops' TV crew. They bust Noelle for posession, and also bust you for using an illegal substance. I guess your dilated pupils gave you away. Like every male that has ever been arrested on Cops, you are not wearing a shirt. That image doesn't go well with Congress, and you are impeached.