The Adventures of George W. Bush

After the surgery, everything seems normal. Dick Cheney recovers quickly, and seems to be as good as new. But something is wrong. He starts to begin growing hair all over his body and walking on all fours. He's turning into a baboon!

Without Cheney's expert advice, your administration desends into disarray. You are impeached. But at least you have a nice new pet!
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